July 2012
When friends offer to set you up with someone
paynesmanwhore:
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman (via lesserjoke)
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japanese vs finnish
isnarniainyournose:
st-chair:
Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love
Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking
language is amazing
1 tag
tallblondeabercrombie:
everthorne:
judas was creepy as fuck
#no judas das gay
pugsleys:
some people are just born with majestic faces with blinding beauty while i fell from the ugly tree hitting every single branch and then landed on shit
bethmai:
i didn’t realise that relationships were dictated by who follows who on twitter
Sometimes I listen to 'Wake Me Up' by Ed Sheeran
racheals-thoughts:
and I get all of these feelings and I want to cry because this song is totally irrelevant and it’s just about this one girl and the random things he loves about her like Shrek and taking a pebble from the beach so she can wear it as a necklace and it falls where her heart is and fjkslfjkdslfjkal;jlafjdkls. Like can you get anymore perfect Ed can you.
Fandoms on a Swingset
Harry Potter: swinging back and forth, the classic method
Doctor Who: twisting the two ropes and letting go, spinning all around
Sherlock: observing the swing and analyzing the dimensions, predicting the precise trajectory of movement
Avengers: heroically pulling yourself to one side of the swingset and clinging onto the pole, then letting go and gliding from side to side and taking up a bunch of space
Supernatural: sitting on the swing, unmoving with your head in your lap, weeping because everyone keeps dying
LoK: everyone lined up, fighting over a turn on the swings
Homestuck Fandom: the entire swingset has been set on fire
scorpioncutie:
“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy”
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
songswan:
gyllenhall:
how 2 b a hunter: an illustrated guide
first u will need a t-shirt but nothing 2 fancy cause hunters r 2 hardcore for that
then put on a plaid shirt
actually just put on all the plaid shirts u own
now grab the heaviest winter jacket u own and put it on (it is important to wear this at all times hunters r simply 2 cool 2 worry about...
108. Mrs Weasley would constantly get nightmares...
sometimes i dont know who is lazier me or the guy who made the libyan flag
bambiambiibabbu:
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
danielsturridge:
do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
moraniarty:
imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a dumb blog...
tomate5:
fuckyeahtomate:
OMG WHY IS THERE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE AT 9PM
OH MY GOD NOW I HEAR GUNSHOTS
THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK DIDNT BRING DELICIOUS CREAMY TREATS IT ONLY BROUGHT FEAR
i-o-u-a-fall:
o hey let’s scroll on down the dashbo-
oh god no
fuck
i think one gif gets the job done why does this exist
is it possible to feel this much goddamn secondhand embarrassment
fuckS SAKE IT NEVER ENDS GOd damn no
no really you can feel free to stop anytime you want
grey boxes ok no im done
rip
